Primary Attack Type:
Primary Damage Type:
|+25% damage with Overload Trap|
Cost in Store:
|1500 or 12000|
Zoey the Chaotic Apprentice is a playable hero in Orcs Must Die! Unchained.
Zoey is a flexible ranged and melee magic user able to randomly cast from any school of magic using her Chaos Tome.
Character Bio[edit source]
Zoey may be young, but she already has a great deal of power. Wielding the unpredictable Chaos Tome, Zoey's abilities can come from any school of magic. Unfortunately, she is sometimes unable to pick which one.
|In-Game Character Bio|
| Entry 1
Hello, Journal! Diary?
Yeah, that sounds better. Hello, my name is Zoey and I'm a new student of the Order. Wait, did I just introduce myself to a book? Yes, yes I did.
Way to be a weirdo again, Zoey. No wonder the seat next to me is always the last one taken. Actually, no, the firebat and the Chaos Tome probably have a lot to do with that.
Prof. Rodergo told me that keeping a journal or diary might help me "focus my thoughts." That's what he says I need: focus. Do you know what I think I need? New shoes. And Feebee could use a new bed. Wait, did I remember to buy him food? I guess it's leftovers for him again.
What was I talking about? Class. Right. I think I need a more challenging class. Pretty bored in there, to be honest. Everyone's learning basic spells. I don't need a week to learn magic missile. It's pretty lame.
Crap. Did Prof. Rodergo say he was going to read this? Well, I can rip this page out later.
Thanks for listening, journal! Diary. WHATEVER.
So, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is my magic missile was the most powerful in the class! The bad news is that it was SO powerful, it knocked my sparring partner off his feet. And through the wall. And across the courtyard. And into the forest. He's okay though. Prof. Rodergo was able to catch him with a levitation spell.
But the really bad news is Prof. Rodergo thinks I'm too powerful for his class, and that I need someone who's a little more advanced. I'm starting in Prof. Lavender's class tomorrow.
I'm going to keep the journal though. It does help, I think, even if Feebee whines a lot when I pay attention to my journal for too long.
Diary. It's a diary.
Yeah, Prof. Lavender’s class isn't working out either. Neat class though! She had us run mazes mocked-up with stick and paper orcs. Everyone in class had to think up their own strategy to get through the maze. When it was my turn, I just used the Chaos Tome to blow up the maze. I thought it was a good idea at the time. Looks like I'm going to need a new class--again.
Prof. Lavender says that my new instructor may have the "structure I need."
Yay. Structure. That sounds great! Back to Lametown.
Yeah, this isn't going to work out. The first day, Prof. Gabriella told us all we had to be quiet during class, not slouch at our desks, say "Yes, ma'am!" to her, and that we all have to wear formal mage-uniform-type robey outfits. So not my style. She also told me to leave Feebee in the dorm. I can't do that! He'll get lonely!
I don't know what I'm going to do, Diary. Feebee's my only friend! Well, other than you, journal.
So I brought Feebee to Prof. Gabriella's class anyway. I crammed him into my bookbag and hung him on the back of my chair. He chittered a little bit but seemed fine. But then he wiggled his head out and set the desk behind me--and the kid sitting in it--on fire.
Prof. Gabriella put out the fire, and the kid, and then found Feebee. And now I'm going to be in Prof. Maximilian's class. Prof. Gabriella said I'd benefit from a "hands-off approach."
Apparently this is my last chance. But no worries--Feebee and I will be on our BEST behavior!
I didn't think that "hands off" meant "hands not present." I walked into an empty classroom today. Or, I think it was my classroom. It was more like a closet with an alchemy set in it. The set had a friendly note on it that said "Help yourself!" I did. Learned more today than I have all year!
And I didn't get kicked out of class, journal! Yay!
There was a bum asleep in the corner of my classroom today. I just left him alone. Feebee tried to wake him up but the dude grabbed him. Feebee tried to get away, but finally just went with it and fell asleep. Have you ever seen a grown man and a firebat cuddle? Me neither.
There was a trap kit in the room today and another friendly note... and a drawing of a chicken with an orc's head. Not sure about the drawing, but building with the trap kit was awesome!
Awkward. The bum was my teacher. But class today was an orc hunt! Got to use the Chaos Tome to slam some orcs! Best. Class. Ever.
Things are looking up! Until next time, journal!
Diary. Oh, who cares.
|Passive||Feebee the Firebat||Zoey's pet firebat occasionally attacks using her current school of magic. She gains an attack speed buff when her school changes.||???||0||0s|
|Primary||Chaos Tome||Fires a ranged spell that deals damage from Zoey's current magic school. Grants an attack speed buff when her school changes.||???||0||0s|
|Secondary||Book Club||Zoey hits enemies with her book, dealing damage and knocking them aside. On hit, Zoey changes magic schools.||???||40||8s||It can knock back heavy enemies.|
|Unique||Chaos Blast||Zoey fires a powerful blast radially, and her school of magic randomly changes.||???||45||10s|
|Epic||Feebee's Wrath||Zoey jumps into her Chaos Tome, becoming invulnerable. Feebee then goes berserk, dealing massive damage to nearby enemies.||???||90||90s||Zoey is Invulnerable during cast and attack.|
|Support||Trial and Error||Zoey casts a random buff that changes her school of magic. There is a very small chance the spell backfires, causing a debuff.||0||45||15s|
| Tier 1|
(Battle Level 2)
|Chapter 1- Wellness from Chaos||Regenerates 5% of Zoey's max health when Chaos Tome changes her magic school.|
|Chapter 2- Finding Inner Strength||Increases the knockback of Book Club by 30%.|
|Chapter 3- Mastering the Schools||Increases the duration of the attack speed buff granted by changing schools with Chaos Tome by 1.5s.|
| Tier 2|
(Battle Level 4)
|Chapter 4- Refreshing the Spirit||Regenerates 2 mana when Zoey hits an enemy with her Chaos Tome ability.|
|Chapter 5- Training Familiars||Increases Feebee's attack speed by 2x.|
|Chapter 6- Spell Improvisation||Book Club stuns minions for 2s.|
| Tier 3|
(Battle Level 7)
|Chapter 8- Getting More from Spells||Increases the duration of Trial and Error's buffs by 60%.|
|Chapter 9- Death and Chaos||Changes Zoey's magic school when she kills an enemy.|
|Chapter 7- Wielding the Power of Relics||Increases damage dealt by Book Club by 500%.|
| Tier 4|
(Battle Level 10)
|Chapter 10- Advanced Familiars||Slows enemies damaged by Feebee by 50% for 4s.|
|Appendix- Pulling it All Together||Feebee's Wrath pulls enemies in and slows them by 60% for 2s.|
|Chapter 11- Vigor from Chaos||Removes Chaos Tome's speed penalty when the attack speed buff from changing magic schools appears.|
|Icon||Name||Description||How to Obtain|
|Zoey Jurassic Journey||"This is going to be awesome! The only fossil I've ever seen is Cygnus!" - Zoey, the Chaotic Apprentice||Store|
|Zoey School Daze||"Time to hit the books again! But not my book. My book hits back..." - Zoey, the Chaotic Apprentice||Grand Vanity Chest|
|Zoey Pretty Little Stitches||"Klaatu, barada, nikitomudumma... Whatever. What's the worst that could happen?" - Zoey, the Chaotic Apprentice||Masquerade Vanity Chest|
|Zoey The Chaotic Apprentice||Zoey may be young, but she already has a great deal of power. Wielding the unpredictable Chaos Tome, Zoey's spells can come from any school of magic. Unfortunately, she is sometimes unable to pick which one.||By Default|
|Zoey Epic Heroic Dye||Second Dye that can be applied to all Skins of the hero.||Grand Vanity Chest|
|Zoey Legendary Heroic Dye||Third Dye that can be applied to all Skins of the hero.||???|
Hero Related Achievements[edit source]
|Book Ended||Knock 1,000 minions into battleground hazards with Zoey's Book Club.|
|Henpecked||Get stunned by Zoey's Trial and Error backfiring 15x during battle.|
|Pet from Hell||Kill 500 enemies with Zoey's pet, Feebee.|
|Undeclared||Change magic school in battle 250x as Zoey.|
Push Trap "That trap is SO RUDE! Seriously, who makes a trap that pushes people?" - Zoey, the Chaotic Apprentice
Decoy "I was talking for, like, 25 minutes before I realized there was a decoy behind Prof. Maximilian's desk, and he was napping underneath it." - Zoey, the Chaotic Apprentice
Viscous Tar "No, I'm talking about VICIOUS Tar. He's the frontman of an all-troll ska band. They're great, but you probably haven't heard of them--yet." -Zoey, the Chaotic Apprentice
Vegetable of Mending "You know, it tastes just like chicken." - Zoey, the Chaotic Apprentice
XP Siphon "Oh. My. Goodness. Where was this when I was taking that alchemy test?" Zoey, the Chaotic Apprentice
Gnome Destroyer "They may call themselves destroyers, but they are STILL adorbs!" - Zoey, the Chaotic Apprentice
Armored Ogre "Aw, ogres with armor? Can't they play fair and fight in the buff or something? Nevermind. DON'T want to see that." - Zoey, the Chaotic Apprentice